“Floyder, What am I going to do with 365 Bibles?”

It was a legitimate question. In fact, I suppose one could wonder what anyone would do with 365 Bibles. Not only did I not have an answer to Jim’s question, I had no idea what he was talking about!

You remember Jim – – my friend who is typically a day late and a dollar short when it comes to Small Business Marketing Strategies for the Internet. He is always on the lookout for Online Marketing Tools, but seems to misinterpret most everything he tries. He has had some luck in promoting his Sporting Goods Store, especially with Social Networking. Due to my relationship with Randall Mains and Pathmaker Marketing, he usually shares his ideas with me to get my take on it. This also usually results in my clarifying the points he is a little short of understanding. Today, however, it seemed that he had something other than Internet Marketing Ideas on his mind.

“365 Bibles?” I asked, recognizing the lack of intelligence in my question.

“Yeah. You know that contest that you and Pathmaker were working on for the New Living Translation Life Application Study Bible?”

Nodding my affirmation, I listened as he continued.

“Well, I went to this site and entered the contest – – and I won!!!”

“You mean you won the trip for four to the Holy Land?” I asked, the excitement in my voice causing enough commotion that everyone else in the place began to start paying us a little attention.

“No, I was too late for the first contest. I am,” he went on, “entered for the Grand Prize for the current contest – – the trip for two to the crystal clear waters of Oahu’s North Shore. No, that’s not what I won – – what I won was one of the Daily Bible Give Aways. Saaaaay, I’m not going to be disqualified because I know someone who works with Pathmaker, am I?”

I assured him he wasn’t, and then asked, “Why did you ask about 365 Bibles?”

“Well, I won a daily Bible, and there are 365 days in a year, so I guess that means I won 365 Bibles.”

I took a deep breath and decided I would have to explain to him how the contest works.

“Jim, the Daily Bible Give Away doesn’t mean that the winners get a Bible daily, it means that each and every day of the contest someone is chosen and they win a Bible.”

I watched Jim for a moment, always intrigued by the metamorphosis his face under goes when the truth about a situation sinks in. This time was as enjoyable as ever. He was a little deflated, but rallied quickly.

“You know, Floyder, I checked that New Living Translation Study Bible out, and it is really pretty neat. After reading it, I seemed to understand God’s word a little better than I usually do. Winning one was a pretty sweet deal.”

He began to beam again, preparing for his parting salvo.

“Besides, Floyder, what would I do with 365 Bibles!?!”

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